cute things to call your significant other

85-percent:

  • honey
  • sugar
  • pumpkin
  • sweetie pie
  • 35 liters of water
  • 20 kg of carbon
  • 4 liters of ammonia
  • 1.5 kg of lime
  • 800 g of phosphorus
  • 250 g of salt
  • 100 g of saltpeter
  • 80 g of sulfur
  • 7.5 g of fluorine
  • 5 g of iron
  • 3 g of silicon
  • trace amounts of 15 other elements
  • a soul

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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(Source: prestigiousdrug)


arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and



mypatronusisyou:

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

grossssss

Shut up will you


An abandoned dog found wandering the streets of Montreal was so matted and caked in dirt that he was mistaken for a pile of trash. Luckily, his rescuers cleaned him up by shaving off nearly half his visible size, giving him a massive, and much needed, transformation.

(Source: amalittlegirl)


omganaleya:

when your friend brings up something embarrassing that you did
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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife